1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

“Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don’t mess with the pit bulls – they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don’t think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of ‘em in the house. Better wait outside.”

Cooter

OSA Editorial Comments:

This is how some of us approach our own personal security when it comes to our home, especially concerning our Internet connections and use. We think that we are protected but when in reality we are really aren’t. Then we will pay with the very real consequences of our children’s souls and yes sometimes even there lives….

Take our quick 5 minute video tour of the OSA website and learn all the many resources and guidelines we prepared for you to make your Internet experiences a safe one.

To watch the OSA Tour

Your Online Security Authority
Bill “Cooter” Wardell

P.S. the truth of the matter is, my real nickname is “BA” but it doesn’t sound very southern;)

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